“Francine, when I look at your hair, I doubt I can eat the amount I want to vomit.”
~Stan Smith, CIA Agent
Jun 082011
Jun 032011
“The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.”
~Captain Zapp Brannigan
May 222011
“Sorry, I’m saving my spit and blood for my honeymoon.”
- Louise Belcher
Apr 072011
“Kittens give Morbo gas.”
| — | Morbo the Annihilator |
Mar 152011
“I was all of history’s great acting robots: Acting Unit 0.8, Thespo-mat, David Duchovny!”
| — | Calculon, star of “All My Circuits” |